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Duncanpup

Duncanpup's Journal
Duncanpup's Journal
January 12, 2022

Oh my you are fucked up

Anti vax relatives I received email , In email article forwarded by wife’s cousin in mention to us since we received vaccines my wife and our boys were doomed to have our organs now crystallized in five years.

I replied absolutely in email I said you guys need to keep stuffing ivermectin up your ass and drinking urine you fucking idiots.

Definitely my wife will get a call later from her cousin why did your husband call us fucking idiots in email he is so rude yup it’s a hobby.

January 11, 2022

I told my guys once they move out

I’m gonna come over to their homes and put empty milk cartons back in fridge , leave dishes pile up on my dresser in my room steal their socks out of drawer, turn every light on in middle of broad daylight put dirty laundry on the couch

This is open for suggestions I mean our grown daughters were not this way and I raise my voice and when I do they snap in ,I just had to motivate these three geez.

January 11, 2022

Asked the guys if they wanted to go on cyber school field trip

To the grocery store they declined.

January 11, 2022

Did I miss the flow of urine jokes

For COVID cure

January 9, 2022

Jalapeo ham sliders dad and the three boys NFL Sunday

Human boys and yes the three furry boys are lining up to snoopervise.

So we’re thinking a bowl mix minced garlic and Mayo with butter and Parmesan cheese cover snowflakes rolls with them.

And then load them deli ham Swiss and American cheese and diced jalapeños and then bake them 375 to your like , I enjoy a crispy roll not sure how long.

These boys love to cook and the twelve year old is now my favorite cuz he’s gonna do brownies.

January 9, 2022

Racist sewage at bakery this morning

Dude had his sleeves pulled up on forearm dagger with swastika and several more yet the dagger stood out. These people are so bold since trumpig how naive I have been in my fifty five years, they always been here and now they’re not afraid to show their true selves.

January 8, 2022

So my wife just read to me who knew that we had so many cult members

Sitting at the kitchen bar having coffee , she said in reading online. Who knew that we had so many people today that would follow a false prophet into the jungle to drink kool aid. Or who would follow a fake messiah into tearing our country apart because they worship him made me think so fucked up.

Then our grandson came running by the bar nude chasing the pup who was chasing the cat as the cat was running for cover. I saw grandson moments before he was in pajamas and clean diaper kid gets naked fast.

January 4, 2022

Melania is having a garage sale on First Lady clothing

She’s calling it a auction I grew up in Appalachia I know a garage sale when I see one. The milf down the road our neighbors in Appalachia had one after her old man ran off with the bartender from the VFW in 78.

Wonder if she has any decently used fishing spin cast reels shimano daiwa. Lawn furniture also I mean I can always use more lawn chairs.

January 4, 2022

My wife said I don't respect her privacy

Well that’s what she said in her diary.

Saw this on Twitter made me smile.

January 3, 2022

As a airborne infantry vet I just witnessed our one grandson

I joke yet all the grandkids make me smile , mister he came rolling in with his sip cup , he tossed sip cup on the couch next to me I’m pap actual is my radio call sign. Grandkids call sign over radio is Grumpy need nap and cuddles.

He just tossed his drink cup on my lap and mounted the sofa to cuddle and nap I’m like wow I got get this kid sling for his sip cup he’s taking on the couch. Like fort benning the high crawl.

He’s out now sleeping on me I’m patting his little bum as he sleeps on me as I lay on couch he’s in pajamas little dude is acrobatic.

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