see ya later mooch.

See what happens when a self sucking turd swallower meets a man with a scintilla of honor?

Come to think of it, Trump might have fucked up bigly.

Getting ready to go fishing

Taking my 13 year old grandson. Just to a pay lake, but there are too many recreational boaters to use the lake or creeks this time of year. The boats aren't too bad but the jet skis are freaking obnoxious. It's still a 50 dollar fine to shoot a jet skier and then you have a year of thank you notes and cards from everyone who knew them that you have to respond to. Who has time for that?

Anyhow, catfish for supper tonight!

I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT

I AM THE CHECK WRITER IN THE CASH ONLY LANE!
I AM THE SHOPPING CART THAT DINGS YOUR PAINT JOB!

I AM DARKWING DEMOCR...I MEAN "DUCK"

I MAY HAVE HAD ONE TOO MANY BEERS THIS EVENING! !

Wtf has happened?

Half of our elected officials have ties to the Russians. The next time someone accuses me of red baiting or hurting the feelings of some random Russian schlub I am probably going to earn a site ban.
As far as Russian folks go, they all know Russia sucks. If they think it is just hunky dory the they are the enemy. That's how you can tell.

I have gone from a country I would fight and die for to only having my immediate family and friends to stand for.

I want my wide world back. I want my country back. I want those who took if from me to be punished.

When Russia touches a country it turns to shit. Even faster when they can get their filthy catspaws in power.

We have been infiltrated at the highest level. Mccarthy was wrong but he wouldn't be seeing phantoms now.

Our country is on life support.

Oh the irony! A show of hands please.

Who else was called a commie pinko socialist fascist (somehow) for being a democrat?

Now those same name callers are supporting a guy who is figuratively and probably literally in bed with the Russians.

Now if they call me names I say "But the commies are our friends. Trump says so. " Then I bare my teeth in what only an idiot would call a smile.

They want to hit me I can tell.

Disclaimer: Do not do this if you are not huge and a bit suicidally insane. BTW, Suicidal Insanity is what I call my jeep. Also my grandson has dibs on the name if he starts a band.

Who put the Na'vi on Pandora?

Pandoran vertebrates are six limbed. The Na'vi are bipedal humanoids. They do not fit.

So were they put there?

Or are they an artificial race? They have a deep connection to the world but they likely didn't evolve there. So who designed them,and why?

Ack! Pttthhp!!!

I just reversed my ceiling fan. Airborne dust bunnies everywhere. Rest assured I will send my wife a strongly worded email detailing her many deficiencies in the area of dust and allergen control.

There is no way this will go wrong!

Funniest regular show....'ello govna

uh-oh

Just heard a ky republican politician say the phrase "common sense reforms".

That means 3 things:
1) The rich will buy a new yacht
2) The middle class will open their wallets
3) The poor will pre-plan their funerals

Little bugs that I have eaten

Crickets, ants, termite larvae, and grasshoppers. They ranged between a crispy texture (the ants) to a pleasant nuttiness (the grasshoppers) What bugs have you eaten?