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July 1, 2019
PresiDented Trump is saying: "Most people don't see the intelligent and civilized part of you, Kim. You're like a great artist and North Korea is your masterpiece, your Moaning Lisa or Trump Tower. . . . I have a hard time telling you how great you are and how much I respect and love you. And I'm here to tell you that the world needs you; . . . that I need you!"
Kim Jong Un is saying: "솔까말 노잼? (Eng. trans.: Why, you got somebody you want wacked?)."
Profiles in Crazy, XCIII. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump and his butt-buddy!!!
PresiDented Trump is saying: "Most people don't see the intelligent and civilized part of you, Kim. You're like a great artist and North Korea is your masterpiece, your Moaning Lisa or Trump Tower. . . . I have a hard time telling you how great you are and how much I respect and love you. And I'm here to tell you that the world needs you; . . . that I need you!"
Kim Jong Un is saying: "솔까말 노잼? (Eng. trans.: Why, you got somebody you want wacked?)."
June 30, 2019
Kim Jong Un is saying: "솔까말 노잼 안 돼요" ("Listen, I know crazy. . . . My family has been breeding it into the line for generations. . . . But you Americans can can produce a perfect example almost overnight. . . Talk about a great nation! (English Translation)"
"This guy's one sick twist!" . . . Please come CAPTION North Korea's Kim Jong Un !!!
Kim Jong Un is saying: "솔까말 노잼 안 돼요" ("Listen, I know crazy. . . . My family has been breeding it into the line for generations. . . . But you Americans can can produce a perfect example almost overnight. . . Talk about a great nation! (English Translation)"
June 28, 2019
PresiDented Trump is saying: "I've got all the codes right here, Vlad. . . . I'll give them to you in our private meeting. . . . Do you have all the pictures and the promises I signed?"
Putin puts it in. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Donald Trump!!!
PresiDented Trump is saying: "I've got all the codes right here, Vlad. . . . I'll give them to you in our private meeting. . . . Do you have all the pictures and the promises I signed?"
June 26, 2019
PresiDented Trump is saying: "Of course I feel bad for them, but I didn't ask them to come here, did I? . . . And why didn't they know how to swim? But it's tragic, simply terrible and I couldn't feel worse. . . . I am absolutely not callous!! . . . But then the picture might keep others from trying to come here, so maybe it's a life-saver in the end, what do you think?"
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Above CAPTION based on CNN's publication of a photo of a drowned man and his drowned 23-month-old daughter:
https://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2019/06/26/cuomo-lemon-handoff-migrant-photo-ctn-vpx.cnn
"What's the big deal about children? Don't they have governesses?" Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!
PresiDented Trump is saying: "Of course I feel bad for them, but I didn't ask them to come here, did I? . . . And why didn't they know how to swim? But it's tragic, simply terrible and I couldn't feel worse. . . . I am absolutely not callous!! . . . But then the picture might keep others from trying to come here, so maybe it's a life-saver in the end, what do you think?"
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Above CAPTION based on CNN's publication of a photo of a drowned man and his drowned 23-month-old daughter:
https://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2019/06/26/cuomo-lemon-handoff-migrant-photo-ctn-vpx.cnn
June 25, 2019
PresiDented Trump is saying: "I never raped anyone, period! . . . I mean, I used to play a game with some women they called 'Make Me.' . . . Or I remember one I used to call 'Or Else,' but these were just games. . . . Sometimes we didn't call them games to make them seem more realistic, of course, but believe me, we were just playing."
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AQbove CAPTION based on the story of another women claiming Trump sexually abused her as covered by the LA Times:
https://www.latimes.com/business/hollywood/la-fi-ct-carroll-trump-rape-allegation-20190625-story.html
Profiles in Crazy, XCII. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!
PresiDented Trump is saying: "I never raped anyone, period! . . . I mean, I used to play a game with some women they called 'Make Me.' . . . Or I remember one I used to call 'Or Else,' but these were just games. . . . Sometimes we didn't call them games to make them seem more realistic, of course, but believe me, we were just playing."
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AQbove CAPTION based on the story of another women claiming Trump sexually abused her as covered by the LA Times:
https://www.latimes.com/business/hollywood/la-fi-ct-carroll-trump-rape-allegation-20190625-story.html
June 23, 2019
PresiDented Trump is saying: "Believe me, the last thing I want to do is make The Fourth of July a partisan event. It should be for all Americans. That's why I'd like to start out with a address about how Washington is supposed to work and would work, without traitors who want the worst for our country and how our country is under assault by an immigrant invasion, terrible trade deals, and the Democrats. Then we'll have some great marching bands who can spell our MAGA as they're walking down the street. Then some floats with a Miss MAGA crowned on the very last one. Then I'll introduce our great military and talk about how it was in tatters when I came into office before they march beneath giant MAGA balloons. Then I'll speak about the conspiracy that attempted a coup on this government before the fireworks. The show trials will begin on the fifth."
Profiles in Crazy, LXXXXI. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!
PresiDented Trump is saying: "Believe me, the last thing I want to do is make The Fourth of July a partisan event. It should be for all Americans. That's why I'd like to start out with a address about how Washington is supposed to work and would work, without traitors who want the worst for our country and how our country is under assault by an immigrant invasion, terrible trade deals, and the Democrats. Then we'll have some great marching bands who can spell our MAGA as they're walking down the street. Then some floats with a Miss MAGA crowned on the very last one. Then I'll introduce our great military and talk about how it was in tatters when I came into office before they march beneath giant MAGA balloons. Then I'll speak about the conspiracy that attempted a coup on this government before the fireworks. The show trials will begin on the fifth."
June 22, 2019
Roger Stone is saying: "How was I supposed to know that the judge's gag order included postings on Facebook and Instagram demanding the immediate and full attention of all the nation's major news outlets? . . . . Geez."
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Above CAPTION based on the story linked at DU:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100212206390
"My lips are sealed (except for notes. media, miming, etc.)". . . Please come CAPTION Roger Stone!!!
Roger Stone is saying: "How was I supposed to know that the judge's gag order included postings on Facebook and Instagram demanding the immediate and full attention of all the nation's major news outlets? . . . . Geez."
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Above CAPTION based on the story linked at DU:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100212206390
June 21, 2019
PresiDented Trump is saying: "I know exactly what I'm doing. . . . When I called for a strike on Iran, I knew I was going to call it back. . . . I planned it that way. . . . now they'll think I just-as-well-as-did-it and be really, really scared of me. . . . Then I pretended to think it was an accident or something, so they can shoot somebody's brother-in-law who nobody liked anyway, and come back to the table. . . . I then (like right now) I told you my plan so they'll know what a great planner I am and give us a great deal! . . . And, can you believe it, all my advisors say I'm crazy, . . . only not to my face."
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Above CAPTION based on Trump's mixed response to Iran shooting down one of our drones as covered by NBC News:
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/trump-reportedly-approved-airstrikes-iran-backing-down-n1020086
Profiles in Crazy, LXXXX. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!
PresiDented Trump is saying: "I know exactly what I'm doing. . . . When I called for a strike on Iran, I knew I was going to call it back. . . . I planned it that way. . . . now they'll think I just-as-well-as-did-it and be really, really scared of me. . . . Then I pretended to think it was an accident or something, so they can shoot somebody's brother-in-law who nobody liked anyway, and come back to the table. . . . I then (like right now) I told you my plan so they'll know what a great planner I am and give us a great deal! . . . And, can you believe it, all my advisors say I'm crazy, . . . only not to my face."
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Above CAPTION based on Trump's mixed response to Iran shooting down one of our drones as covered by NBC News:
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/trump-reportedly-approved-airstrikes-iran-backing-down-n1020086
June 20, 2019
Former Acting Defense Secretary Patrick Shanahan is saying: "Let me get this straight, Congresswoman, you'd rather have an acting secretary of defense who wasn't man enough to beat his wife. . . . Am I stating your position correctly?"
"You brought this on yourself!". . .Please come CAPTION former Acting Defense Sec. Patrick Shanahan!
Former Acting Defense Secretary Patrick Shanahan is saying: "Let me get this straight, Congresswoman, you'd rather have an acting secretary of defense who wasn't man enough to beat his wife. . . . Am I stating your position correctly?"
June 18, 2019
PresiDented Trump is saying: "Don't look so gloomy, guys, I'm going to fix all our problems: Iran, North Korea, trade-talks stalled, the Middle East, Russian aggression, and signs of an economic downturn. . . . The one answer to all those problems? . . . . Round up aliens by the hundreds of thousands and shipped them back to whatever shit-hole country they came from. . . . And suddenly all those other stories are old and boring. . . . We've got nothing to worry about."
Profiles in Crazy, LXXXIX. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!
PresiDented Trump is saying: "Don't look so gloomy, guys, I'm going to fix all our problems: Iran, North Korea, trade-talks stalled, the Middle East, Russian aggression, and signs of an economic downturn. . . . The one answer to all those problems? . . . . Round up aliens by the hundreds of thousands and shipped them back to whatever shit-hole country they came from. . . . And suddenly all those other stories are old and boring. . . . We've got nothing to worry about."
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